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THE BEST Chocolate Quotes You’ll Love + Ideas on How to Use Them

Chocolate Quotes You’ll Love will let your love affair with chocolate continue with words instead of those pesky little calories! You can use these chocolate sayings to add to gifts, cards, or your social media accounts.

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Every day can be National Chocolate Day with chocolate quotes reminding you how much you love this special treat.  Whether you love milk chocolate, dark chocolate or white chocolate – loving chocolate makes the world a better place to live.  

It doesn’t matter if you like milk chocolate or dark chocolate quotes, they are all calorie-free! How great is that? 

There are chocolate love quote sayings, chocolate humor, famous chocolate quotes, chocolate gift messages, and even catchy chocolate phrases listed below.  Funny chocolate quotes are always fun to share with friends.

Some interesting trivia about chocolate

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Ingredients for Chocolate

According to Wikipedia, fermented beverages made from chocolate date all the way back to 1900 BC.  It was thought to be a drink that gave a person strength.  

Cacao trees grew up to 60 feet tall in their natural environment, so it was difficult to harvest the trees initially.   

Most of the world’s cacao is produced in Western Africa.  

On average it can take 400 beans to make one pound of chocolate.  

National Chocolate Day is celebrated annually July 7th 

The cacao bean was used by the Aztecs as currency.  I can see why.  

Cadbury company located in England was the first to make the chocolate bar in 1842.  

Milk chocolate was created by Daniel Peter in 1875 in Switzerland.  It took him eight years of experimenting before he was able to make the perfect recipe.  

The largest chocolate festival in the United States is the Northwest Chocolate Festival.  It’s held annually in Seattle, Washington.  There’s fun speaking events like pairing chocolate and coffee, how to make beautiful molded truffles, photographing chocolate, creating fruit chocolate at home, and pairing cheese and chocolate.  These are things we need to know, don’t you think?

How to use chocolate sayings

You can use the chocolate quotes for Instagram or Facebook. Jazz up your feed by creating chocolate quotes with images of chocolate.  

When you buy a chocolate gift for a loved one, inscribe a chocolate slogan in the card.  Chocolate phrases for your boyfriend or girlfriend will be a fun way to show your love for him or her.  

Celebrate National Chocolate Day with chocolate sayings in social media.  

Add famous hot chocolate quotes whenever you set up a hot chocolate bar for your family gatherings.  

For Valentine’s Day, leave chocolate love quotes all over the house.  

If you own a small business, add a tagline or message to chocolate bars and use them in your promotional items. 

While researching all-things-chocolate, I found a blog that gives you all the latest trends in chocolate called The Chocolate Journalist.

Eater put together the 24 Best Chocolate Shops, Coast to Coast. You can find them here.

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Here are the Best Chocolate Quotes:

Best Chocolate Sayings

“To me, chocolate was the sole reason we are on this earth.” – Esi Edugyan

It could be.  Something to think about…

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Favorite Chocolate Sayings

“If chocolate is the answer…the question is irrelevant.” – Kim Knott

Exactly my thoughts on the matter.  

“Chocolate only comes in one flavor. DELICIOUS!” – Anthony T. Hincks

I’ve often felt I should have started a chocolate blog.  Every recipe I would create would be a winner.  It’s the basic food group everyone loves.

“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” – Regina Brett

How true is this quote?  We’ve all been there…its impossible to say no to those delicious pieces of heaven.  Why would we?  You deserve a little treat in your day, after all the work you do.

“When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the ‘Lion King’ soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.” – Blake Lively

Hmmm…well, here’s an idea the next time your little black cloud comes back. 

“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

Chocolate lovers know how hard this idea would be. If you can do this, you are the master of your mind.

“Chocolate says ‘I’m sorry’ so much better than words.” – Rachel Vincent wrote in My Soul to Save

Yes, this.  If you wronged me, you better be bringing me a large box of chocolate!

“Life without books, chocolate & coffee is just useless.” – Nadun Lokuliyanage

Have you ever thought about how life would be without those three things?  They all seem to go together so well.  

I love going to large bookstores with espresso stands inside, so I can browse through potential books and magazines to bring home.  I always get a latte and a small piece of chocolate for a completely blissful day.  

“I need God’s grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.” – Gloria Furman, Glimpses of Grace

You can’t argue with wisdom like that.  

“I don’t think I have an obsession, however I do eat chocolate every day.” – Eric Ripert

Exactly.  It’s a daily thing…like breathing.  It brings true inner peace.

“Everywhere in the world there are tensions – economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.” – Alain Ducasse

I think this is the answer to world peace.  Chocolate truffles for everyone can make real change.

“Nice memories are like chocolate: you can’t survive on them alone, as they aren’t very filling, but they make life sweeter.” – Janine Weger

Chocolate definitely makes everything sweeter. 

Funny Chocolate Quotes

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Funny Chocolate Quotes

Laughing and chocolate are both healing balm to the soul. Here are some fun chocolate quotes to make you smile.

“Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.” – Larry David

Now this is brilliant.  World peace starts with chocolate and ends with skiing.   

“Once we hit forty, women only have about taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” – Gina Barreca

This quote made me laugh out loud.  The reason this quote is valid is because we’ve learned what makes us happy.  For me, it’s chocolate and cheese!  

“My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield is a legend.

“The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.” – Sandra Boynton

I never connected the dots before this quote.  Sandra Boynton was on to something. A little chocolate makes everyone much happier.

“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” – Katharine Hepburn

If its good enough for Ms. Hepburn, its good enough for me.

“The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!” – Terry Moore

I’ve already completed the program.  This statement is true.  

“I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.” – Amy Neftzger

Now I know the truth.  Chocolate is clearly the fountain of youth.  

“If she was going to die she wanted to go out with chocolate in one hand and a shopping bag in the other.” – Caroline Hanson, Love is Darkness

A noble death.  

“Coffee and chocolate – the inventor of mocha should be sainted.” – Cherise Sinclair, Hour of the Lion

I agree.

Famous Chocolate Quotes

“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” – Dave Barry

I can agree with that statement.

Chocolate Quotes About Friends

Friendship chocolate quotes describe the bond we share together.

“Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.” – Judith Only

I finally found the key of how to influence others.  This is brilliant!  

“Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time when we both go to heaven, we should try to get chairs next to each other, close to the dessert table.” – Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies

Save me a chair.  

“This is part of what makes me, ahem, an excellent houseguest: I’m game. I’m flexible. I’ll make you feel okay about eating an entire chocolate cake in one sitting because I’m right there by your side with my own fork.” – Jen Sincero

Because I’m that good of friend…

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

Friends with chocolate are always the best kind of friend.  Especially friends with a box of chocolates.

Love Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate love quotes

“But what I was really thinking was that you talk about him…like you talk about a piece of decadent chocolate cake.” – Marissa Meyer, Heartless

You know you’re in love when they rival anything chocolate.  

“Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.” – Barbara Bretton, A Soft Place to Fall

Life goals.  

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

Well, maybe more chocolate than just a “little.”

“Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Chocolate expectation.” – Sarah Addison Allen, The Sugar Queen

That is serious attraction.

Happiness and Chocolate Quotes

“I’ve got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I’m a happy girl.” – Shiloh Walker

Yes, please.  I haven’t had hot chocolate with chili pepper, but it’s never too late!  

“As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” – Wayne Gerard Trotman

Pretty much.

“Money can’t buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.” – Hanako Ishii

Amen to that.  

“Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” – Mariska Hargitay

The gift that gives.  

Health and Chocolate Quotes

“I’m grateful for every day I’m still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it’s the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.” – Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers was one smart lady.  And funny.  I know chocolate adds quality to our days!

“Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.” – Michelle M. Pillow

You can’t argue with the facts.  

“I will get in my car and get a chocolate soufflé at midnight, and a glass of wine, and remind myself that most of my troubles are just in my mind.” – Jaleel White

It’s clear that chocolate makes everything better. It’s the world’s perfect food.

Chocolate Box Quotes

“I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.” – Deb Caletti, Honey, Baby, Sweetheart

The Chocolate Quote with the Perfect Ending

“Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.” – Sonja Blumenthal

We could all use a little bit more self-love, don’t you think? 

We’ve reached the end of Quotes about Life and Chocolate. I hope you enjoyed them.

Make sure you save these chocolate references on Pinterest.  Below you will find a pin so you can refer back to this post.  

Are there particular chocolate sayings that you love? If so, I would love to hear about it in the comments below.

Thanks for stopping by!

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Monday 1st of February 2021

Well writing quotes. Thank you so much.


Monday 1st of February 2021

You're very welcome Salman. Thank you for letting me know. Kelly


Thursday 30th of January 2020

Thanks for writing so many new quotes.


Saturday 10th of November 2018

Great quotes and I love your ideas for how to use them.... I plan to use them- often. #nosuchthingastoomuchchocolate


Saturday 10th of November 2018

Thank you so much! I appreciate you letting me know. Kelly

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