Chocolate Quotes You’ll Love will let your love affair with chocolate continue with words instead of those pesky little calories!
“My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.” – Rodney Dangerfield
Every day can be National Chocolate Day with quotes reminding you how much you love this special treat. Whether you love milk chocolate, dark chocolate or white chocolate – loving chocolate makes the world a better place to live.
It doesn’t matter if you like milk chocolate or dark chocolate quotes, they are all calorie-free! How great is that?
There are chocolate love quote sayings, chocolate humor, famous chocolate quotes, chocolate gift messages, and even catchy chocolate phrases listed below. Funny chocolate quotes are always fun to share with friends.
Some trivia about chocolate:
According to Wikipedia, fermented beverages made from chocolate date all the way back to 1900 BC. It was thought to be a drink that gave a person strength.
Cacao trees grew up to 60 feet tall in their natural environment, so it was difficult to harvest the trees initially.
Most of the world’s cacao is produced in Western Africa.
On average it can take 400 beans to make one pound of chocolate.
National Chocolate Day is celebrated annually July 7th
The cacao bean was used by the Aztecs as currency. I can see why.
Cadbury company located in England was the first to make the chocolate bar in 1842.
Milk chocolate was created by Daniel Peter in 1875 in Switzerland. It took him eight years of experimenting before he was able to make the perfect recipe.
The largest chocolate festival in the United States is the Northwest Chocolate Festival. It’s held annually in Seattle, Washington. There’s fun speaking events like pairing chocolate and coffee, how to make beautiful molded truffles, photographing chocolate, creating fruit chocolate at home, and pairing cheese and chocolate. These are things we need to know, don’t you think?
How to use Chocolate Sayings:
You can use the chocolate quotes for Instagram or Facebook. Jazz up your feed by creating chocolate quotes with images of chocolate.
When you buy a chocolate gift for a loved one, inscribe a chocolate slogan in the card. Chocolate phrases for your boyfriend or girlfriend will be a fun way to show your love for him or her.
Celebrate Happy Chocolate Day (February 9th every year) with chocolate sayings in social media.
Add famous hot chocolate quotes whenever you set up a hot chocolate bar for your family gatherings.
For Valentine’s Day, leave chocolate love quotes all over the house.
If you own a small business, add a tagline or message to chocolate bars and use them in your promotional items.
While researching all-things-chocolate, I found a blog that gives you all the latest trends in chocolate called The Chocolate Journalist.
Eater put together the 12 Best Chocolate Shops, Coast to Coast. You can find them here.
Cozy Living Group:
Since you love chocolate, I’m guessing you like all things cozy living. I created a Facebook group called Creating a Cozy Life with over 22,000 like-minded souls.
It’s a group where we share recipes, pictures of things that leave you in awe, and ideas on how to make your life just a little bit more snug. Join here to be part of the virtual cozy cabin.
Here are the Best Chocolate Quotes:
Chocolate Quotes #1 – “When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” – Regina Brett
How true is this quote? We’ve all been there…its impossible to say no to those delicious pieces of heaven. Why would we? You deserve a little treat in your day, after all the work you do!
Chocolate Quotes #2 – “Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” – Gina Barreca
This quote made me laugh out loud! The reason this quote is valid is because we’ve learned what makes us happy. For me, it’s chocolate and cheese!
Chocolate Quotes #3 – “When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the ‘Lion King’ soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.” – Blake Lively
Hmmm…well, here’s an idea the next time your little black cloud comes back!
Chocolate Quotes #4 – “I’ve got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I’m a happy girl.” – Shiloh Walker
Yes, please. I haven’t had hot chocolate with chili pepper, but it’s never too late!
Chocolate Quotes #5 – “Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.” – Larry David
Now this is brilliant. World peace starts with chocolate and ends with skiing.
Chocolate Quotes #6 – “I’m grateful for every day I’m still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it’s the preservatives that keep me going. That, and I eat as much chocolate as I can get my hands on.” – Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers was one smart lady. And funny. I know chocolate adds quality to our days!
Chocolate Quotes #7 – “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” –
Friends with chocolate are always the best kind of friend.
Chocolate Quotes #8 – “Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” –
If you can do this, you are the master of your mind!
Chocolate Quotes #9 – “Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.” –
Yes, this. If you wronged me, you better be bringing me a large box of chocolate!
Chocolate Quotes #10 – “What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” –
If its good enough for Ms. Hepburn, its good enough for me!
Chocolate Quotes #11 – “The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.” –
I never connected the dots before this quote. Sandra Boynton was on to something!
Chocolate Quotes #12 – “The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!”
I’ve already completed the program. This statement is true.
Chocolate Quotes #13 – “Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.” –
I finally found the key of how to influence others. This is brilliant!
Chocolate Quotes #14 – “I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.” –
Now I know the truth. Chocolate is the fountain of youth!
Chocolate Quotes #15 – “Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time when we both to go heaven, we should try to get chairs next to each other, close to the dessert table.” –
Save me a chair.
Chocolate Quotes #16 – “Life without books, chocolate & coffee is just useless.” – Nadun Lokuliyanage
Have you ever thought about how life would be without those three things? They all seem to go together so well.
I love going to large bookstores with espresso stands inside, so I can browse through potential books and magazines to bring home. I always get a latte and a small bit of chocolate for a completely blissful day.
Chocolate Quotes #17 – “Chocolate only comes in one flavor. DELICIOUS!” –
I’ve often felt I should have started a chocolate blog. Every recipe I would create would be a winner.
Chocolate Quotes #18 – “As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” –
Chocolate Quotes #19 – “But what I was really thinking was that you talk about him like…like you talk about a piece of decadent chocolate cake.” –
You know you’re in love when they rival anything chocolate.
Chocolate Quotes #20 – “Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.” –
Chocolate Quotes #21 – “If she was going to die she wanted to go out with chocolate in one hand and a shopping bag in the other.” –
A noble death.
Chocolate Quotes #22 – “Money can’t buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.”-
Amen to that.
Chocolate Quotes #23 – “Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.” –
You can’t argue with the facts.
Chocolate Quotes #24 – “If chocolate is the answer….the question is irrelevant.”
Exactly my thoughts on the matter.
Chocolate Quotes #25 – “I need God’s grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.” –
You can’t argue with wisdom like that.
Chocolate Quotes #26 – “To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.” –
It could be. Something to think about…
Chocolate Quotes #27 – “Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” – Mariska Hargitay
The gift that gives.
Chocolate Quotes #28 – “Everywhere in the world there are tensions – economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.” – Alain Ducasse
I think this is the answer to world peace.
Chocolate Quotes #29 – “I don’t think I have an obsession, however I do eat chocolate every day.” – Eric Ripert
Exactly. It’s a daily thing…like breathing.
Chocolate Quotes #30 – “This is part of what makes me, ahem, an excellent houseguest: I’m game. I’m flexible. I’ll make you feel okay about eating an entire chocolate cake in one sitting because I’m right there by your side with my own fork.” – Jen Sincero
Because I’m that good of friend…
Chocolate Quotes #31 – “I will get in my car and get a chocolate souffle at midnight, and a glass of wine, and remind myself that most of my troubles are just in my mind.” – Jaleel White
It’s clear that chocolate makes everything better.
Chocolate Quotes #32 – “Nice memories are like chocolate: you can’t survive on them alone, as they aren’t very filling, but they make life sweeter.” – Janine Weger
Chocolate definitely makes everything sweeter.
Chocolate Quotes #33 – “Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.” – Sonja Blumenthal
We could all use a little bit more self-love, don’t you think?
We’ve reached the end of Quotes about Life and Chocolate. I hope you enjoyed them.
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